Roald Dahl Quotes and Sayings
The most important thing we’ve learned,/ So far as children are concerned,/ Is never, NEVER, NEVER let/ Them near your television set —/ Or better still, just don’t install/ The idiotic thing at all./ In almost every house we’ve been,/ We’ve watched them gaping at the screen./ They loll and slop and lounge about,/ And stare until their eyes pop out./ (Last week in someone’s place we saw/ A dozen eyeballs on the floor.) ~ Roald Dahl. And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it. ~ Roald Dahl. I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. ~ Roald Dahl. Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners. ~ Roald Dahl. |
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