Funny Quotes and Sayings
And she’s got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need. ~ P.G. Wodehouse. What people want, mainly, is to be told by some plausible authority that what they are already doing is right. I don’t know of a quicker way to become unpopular than to disagree. ~ John Brunner. I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That’s deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? ~ Jean Kerr. There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat. ~ James Russell Lowell. The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of their blood. ~ Logan Pearsall Smith. A man should keep his little brain attic stocked with all the furniture that he is likely to use, and the rest he can put away in the lumber room of his library, where he can get it if he wants it. ~ Arthur Conan Doyle. It has become the fashion here (Moscow) to stick your hand in someone else’s pocket and when they catch you, you say, ‘Ah, you don’t understand market relations.’ ~ Viktor Khavkin. In seventy years the one surviving fragment of my knowledge, the only indisputable poor particle of certainty in my entire life is that in a public-house lavatory, incoming traffic has the right of way. ~ Hugh Leonard. It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practise either of them. ~ Mark Twain. |
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